闲逛amazon的时候看到这个神物： http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Canned-Unicorn-Meat/dp/B004CRYE2C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1349364328&sr=8-1&keywords=canned+unicorn+meat

商品描述：（不翻译了）

No foolin' - Unicorn meat is real! Excellent source of sparkles! Rick Bite Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat. Tasty Magical Beast Diagram Parts Unfortunately, due to restrictions on the importation of mythical processed meatstuff, we are unable to bring you Canned Unicorn Meat in the way the Sisters of Radiant Farms intended. When you open your can, you will find one tiny unicorn which has been appropriately sliced into its main cuts of meat. Simply use your Growth Ray to re-embiggen the unicorn before skinning it and processing its flesh. Or if you're lazy, just bring it to your local Mad Scientist-Butcher. He'll know what to do.

后面的评论非常欢乐,，节选几条（仍然懒得翻译）

While tasty and full of nutritional value, I found the rainbow sprinkles to get caught in my teeth quite often. Also make sure to brush after eating, as your teeth can become rainbow colored for a couple hours after eating.

I should have listened to Hagrid. I bought this off Amazon and had this, about a hundred years ago. Now I am still alive, always an inch from death, but I have half a life. A cursed one. The only thing that can cure me now is the Philosopher's (Sorcerer's) Stone. But apparently they do not sell that on Amazon.

Chaaaaarliiiieeee! Chaaaarrrrr liiieee! Chaaaaar lieeeee! Chaaaaaaaaaarrliiiieeee! Chaaaar lieee! Chaaaaaaaarlieeee! Chaaaar lieeeee! Chaaaaaaaar liiieeeeee! Chaaaaarlieeeee! Chaaaarliieee! We're in a can, Charlie! （NETA: Charlie the Unicorn, a famous falsh movie)

Don't order this product if you have a conscience. The unicorns in the industrial unicorn farms live in appalling conditions, in many cases worse than those of the pegasus ranches. Don't believe the propaganda of Lisa Frank and the other tycoons of big unicorn; all that awaits these poor creatures is the abattoir and the rainbow factory. Be ethical and buy (kosher) dragon meat instead.

Of course this isn't as good as fresh, but who has time to hunt unicorns these days?

I'm a busy professional so I don't have the luxury of just grabbing my bow and quiver and spending days in the high glens hunting fresh 'corn. This product allows me to come home from a hectic day and enjoy a meal packed with that special nutrition only unicorn can provide. I even keep a few cans at the office for those late nights.

But seriously, this is a great, funny and 'tasteful' gag gift. We received ours from a relative last Christmas and as it was unwrapped everyone burst out in laughter when we saw what it was. The unicorn meat comes in a Spam-shaped can, complete with funny but realistic product information on the side labels.

This gift was enjoyable enough as it was, but then my wife pointed out that the can lid can be pried off to reveal plush unicorn 'parts' inside. Very clever and a great deal of fun for the price. I'm going to be giving a few out to co-workers this Christmas.

One last note: I don't think this gift would be appropriate for small children due to the small stuffed parts as they might be a choking hazard.

之后，我在amazon上搜到了更加稀奇古怪的东西：

Uranium Ore